'Expendables-2': The B Team

  • Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson: ‘Is this because I was in “Tooth Fairy”?’

    Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson: ‘Is this because I was in “Tooth Fairy”?’

    Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson: ‘Is this because I was in “Tooth Fairy”?’

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  • Vin Diesel: ‘How much faster and furious-er do you need me to be?’

    Vin Diesel: ‘How much faster and furious-er do you need me to be?’

    Vin Diesel: ‘How much faster and furious-er do you need me to be?’

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  • Steven Seagal: ‘Name a better martial artist over 50 than me? Besides Chuck Norris? Oh, you have Jean-Claude already too?’

    Steven Seagal: ‘Name a better martial artist over 50 than me? Besides Chuck Norris? Oh, you have Jean-Claude already too?’

    Steven Seagal: ‘Name a better martial artist over 50 than me? Besides Chuck Norris? Oh, you have Jean-Claude already too?’

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  • Danny Trejo: ‘Come on, Sly, I played a guy named Machete! Does it get any more bad-ass than that? I think not!’

    Danny Trejo: ‘Come on, Sly, I played a guy named Machete! Does it get any more bad-ass than that? I think not!’

    Danny Trejo: ‘Come on, Sly, I played a guy named Machete! Does it get any more bad-ass than that? I think not!’

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  • Dennis Rodman: ‘Look, my basketball career and movie career are over. I have no scheduling conflicts. And I promise I’ll leave the wedding dresses at home!’

    Dennis Rodman: ‘Look, my basketball career and movie career are over. I have no scheduling conflicts. And I promise I’ll leave the wedding dresses at home!’

    Dennis Rodman: ‘Look, my basketball career and movie career are over. I have no scheduling conflicts. And I promise I’ll leave the wedding dresses at home!’

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  • Carl Weathers: ‘I was the #2 guy in all the “Rocky” movies that matter! Doesn’t that count for something?’

    Carl Weathers: ‘I was the #2 guy in all the “Rocky” movies that matter! Doesn’t that count for something?’

    Carl Weathers: ‘I was the #2 guy in all the “Rocky” movies that matter! Doesn’t that count for something?’

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  • Chris Hemsworth: ‘You don’t really think my little brother is tougher than me, do you? I can totally beat him up. I swear—ask Mom!’

    Chris Hemsworth: ‘You don’t really think my little brother is tougher than me, do you? I can totally beat him up. I swear—ask Mom!’

    Chris Hemsworth: ‘You don’t really think my little brother is tougher than me, do you? I can totally beat him up. I swear—ask Mom!’

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  • Russell Crowe: ‘Were you not entertained? Don’t make me throw this phone at you, Sly!’

    Russell Crowe: ‘Were you not entertained? Don’t make me throw this phone at you, Sly!’

    Russell Crowe: ‘Were you not entertained? Don’t make me throw this phone at you, Sly!’

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  • Bolo Yeung: ‘How many of you guys studied under Bruce Lee? Oh none of you? Exactly! Put me in the movie!’

    Bolo Yeung: ‘How many of you guys studied under Bruce Lee? Oh none of you? Exactly! Put me in the movie!’

    Bolo Yeung: ‘How many of you guys studied under Bruce Lee? Oh none of you? Exactly! Put me in the movie!’

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  • Jackie Chan: ‘Hey, I’m old too! Isn’t that one of the main qualifications to be in the movie?’

    Jackie Chan: ‘Hey, I’m old too! Isn’t that one of the main qualifications to be in the movie?’

    Jackie Chan: ‘Hey, I’m old too! Isn’t that one of the main qualifications to be in the movie?’

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  • Hulk Hogan: ‘Come on, brother!?! It’s me, Thunderlips! Remember me from “Rocky III”? What about “Suburban Commando”?’

    Hulk Hogan: ‘Come on, brother!?! It’s me, Thunderlips! Remember me from “Rocky III”? What about “Suburban Commando”?’

    Hulk Hogan: ‘Come on, brother!?! It’s me, Thunderlips! Remember me from “Rocky III”? What about “Suburban Commando”?’

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  • Mr. T: ‘I pity the action-hero fool who can’t get cast in this movie!’

    Mr. T: ‘I pity the action-hero fool who can’t get cast in this movie!’

    Mr. T: ‘I pity the action-hero fool who can’t get cast in this movie!’

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  • Wesley Snipes: ‘You could say my career has no pulse, but isn’t that what these movies are for?’

    Wesley Snipes: ‘You could say my career has no pulse, but isn’t that what these movies are for?’

    Wesley Snipes: ‘You could say my career has no pulse, but isn’t that what these movies are for?’

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  • Channing Tatum: ‘What do you mean, strippers aren’t tough? Didn’t you see my bulletproof vest?’

    Channing Tatum: ‘What do you mean, strippers aren’t tough? Didn’t you see my bulletproof vest?’

    Channing Tatum: ‘What do you mean, strippers aren’t tough? Didn’t you see my bulletproof vest?’

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  • John Cena: ‘I’ll have you know, I’ve been referred to as the poor man’s Channing Tatum. Oh, he didn’t make the cut either?’

    John Cena: ‘I’ll have you know, I’ve been referred to as the poor man’s Channing Tatum. Oh, he didn’t make the cut either?’

    John Cena: ‘I’ll have you know, I’ve been referred to as the poor man’s Channing Tatum. Oh, he didn’t make the cut either?’

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  • Nicolas Cage: ‘I own an island! We can blow up as much stuff as we want, Sly!’

    Nicolas Cage: ‘I own an island! We can blow up as much stuff as we want, Sly!’

    Nicolas Cage: ‘I own an island! We can blow up as much stuff as we want, Sly!’

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This movie features almost every action hero ever … except these guys. We imagine this is how their protests about being shut out of the sequel went. Better luck in part 3, fellas!

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